I'm willing to let her go toothless just to make the whole experience stop. How important is corn on the cob in the grand scheme of things?
When one's gums hurt, everything hurts 500,000,000 times more. So when The Bean touched a paper box, her head popped off her neck. When she sat on the carpet, her neck started shooting flames into the air. And when she stepped on a piece of dried grass one of the dogs dragged into the house, one of those flames landed on her pajamas and set her whole body on fire.
The upside is I've convinced her baby Tylenol is delicious candy and not poison.
So there's that...