While I was pregnant:
Maybe the Antenna's Broken
Where I pretend to be excited about nothing at all.
Where I nearly lose my life in an epic battle with constipation.
Wherein One Realizes She's Pregnant
Where a pair of maternity pants makes me question all of my life decisions.
Sleep Is the New Black
Where I go bat shit crazy from lack of sleep and the knowledge that I'm completely unprepared to be a mother.
Are You Doing It Right
Where I discuss Oprah and how putting on shoes has ruined the world.
An Open Letter
Where I spew hatred at a man who had the nerve to get in between me and ice cream.
Of The Sick and Twisted Variety
Where Michael and I offend my mother, make obscure Star Wars references and I provide you with a glimpse inside my womb.
Where even the simplest of tasks become feats of endurance and ingenuity.
The change from mommy-to-be to just another mommy-blogger:
The Birth Story Series
Where The Bean joins our family.
Parenthood: The Movie
Where I provide you with a glimpse into the first two months of parenthood.
Almost As Cool As The Bean
Where I give up motherhood to become a full-time ninja.
Dogs and Babies
Where I outline the best way to take a walk with your baby and your dogs.