But it's tough being an infant. And guys, she's upset. I can tell because she mostly looks like this these days:
It isn't easy being a baby...
Day 100 BC (Before Catastrophe)
Today was another awesome day. It's still a balmy 98.6 degrees and I love waking up hearing the ocean outside my room.
Day 150 BC
It is so nice for room service to keep sending me brownies with salted caramel ice cream. I should do some jumping jacks to make sure I don't get too fat. Right after my nap.
Day 210 BC
I think I need to lay off the ice cream. It's getting a little tight in here.
Day 250 BC
HOLY CRAP...I think there's an earthquake happening...check my Twitter account for updates! @BabyD